The Computer Geek Quiz - How do you Rate?

(Score 1 for each correct answer)

You are a Computer Geek.......

• If your spouse sends you e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.
• If Dilbert is your hero.
• If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail.
• If your wrist-watch has more computing power than your PC.
• If you use a CAD package to design your kid's Pine Wood Derby car.
• If, at Christmas, You are the one that will go through a 3 dollar set of Christmas lights to find the one burnt out light bulb.
• If you have Dilbert Comics displayed anywhere in your work area or office.
• If you don't know where the cover to your computer is.
• If the cover to your computer is not fastened on the computer case.
• If you saved your old 286 or 8088 computer.
• If you never backed up your Hard drive.
• If you have ever saved the power cord to your old PC or monitor after it was broken.
• If your program works excellent, but you still have to change it anyway.
• If the sales people at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
• If the thought that a CD referred to a data disk, and that music never entered your mind.
• If you have a pc toolkit in your desk drawer.
• If you also own the portable vacuum to vacuum your keyboard.
• If you are a CNE in a Microsoft Shop.
• If you own one of those laser pointers.
• If you rotate Screen savers more frequently than your car tires.
• If your IQ is bigger than your weight.
• If you can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
• If you can type 60 words per minute, but can't read your own handwriting.
• If people groan at a party when you pick out the music.
• If you spend more time on your home computer than your car.
• If you know what "http" stands for.
• If all of your home PC equipment costs more than your car.
• If the computer answers your telephone and controls your lights in your house using X10 circuits.

Score Results.

If you scored less than 6 - Your family is safe.... so far.

If you scored between 6 and 10 - Caution Advised.

If you scored between 11 and 16 - Computer skills are overiding your social skills. Do you have many freinds? Does your spouse hate your computer yet? This could be a warning that you are heading towards "Computer Geekness."

If you scored between 17 and 25 - You are a Certifiable Computer Geek.

If you scored over 25 - GET A LIFE!

(Subject to Errors, Omissions, and false diagnosis - This establishment and Geek Test shall not be held responsible for the mis-diagnosis of mental illness caused by this test. This test only serves as a guide. Ratings are based on a national average. Each individual has different circumstances which may cause errors in the scoring. Please refer to a qualified medical doctor for proper evaluation of your geek status.)

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